this entry is both a 'lol' entry and a 'wtf' entry

[chibichan]

FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS THE MAN OF MY LIFE.

SERIOUSLY, THE BEST 30 SECONDS OF MY LIFE.

Okay, so, today was both a 'LOL' day and a 'WTF' day. XD I'll keep it short, because I have to go to sleep and tomorrow I have a very important test (to all the italian people out there, I have a 'simulazione di 2^ prova', which means 5 hours doing a greek&latin test. Yay! *is so being sarcastic*

Bring on the LULZ.

● Okay, so, I had a law oral test today. Yeah, the same oral test that I was supposed to have 3 weeks ago. D: The teacher had to go to the hospital and the couldn't come to school. Anyway, it must have been the quickest oral test of my life. 10 MINUTES AND 1 QUESTION. All I have to say is WHAT? XD; This makes me laugh so much.

● One friend of mine said that there is a video on facebook about a girl who claims to be (sorry, this word cannot be translated in English) a 'truzza'. XD 'Truzzo' is usually someone who... well, usually listens to house music, or... I don't know how to describe them. XD; But anyway, I don't have facebook, so I searched for the video on youtube and I found it! It's so damn funny! XDD She says and does so many stupid things, it's unbelievable... A few phrases that make me roll on the floor are:
"Sono qui per spiegarvi perché noi ragazzi diventiamo truzzi." - "I am here to explain to to you why we guys become 'truzzi'."
"Io sono diventata truzza circa... ieri..." - "I became a 'truzza' about... yesterday..."
"Cerco di imitare le emo girlZ..." - "I try to imitate the emo girlZ..."
Just, LOOOOOL. XD

● Then, probably the best part of the day...
My english teacher swore in front of everyone! XD
She had a full and open bottle of water on the teacher's desk, plus a dictionary. She was all in a hurry because she had to go and meet the principle and then, suddenly, she hit the bottle of water and... SPLASH! XD Everything got wet! And she just went, 'OH SHIT' in front of everyone and we all started laughing so hard, we were actually about to roll on the floor. XDD Best thing is, in my school the teachers that speak another language are all native-speakers and they have to speak to us only in that language, so she swore in her native-language, which is English and it sounded just great! XD

And now... the wtf part!

● I DO NOT LIKE STALKERS. SERIOUSLY. DO NOT WANT.

Okay, so, this is the first time (and I hope the last one, too) that somebody has stalked me. I was walking on the sidewalk. I was walking home, I was listening to music and I was minding my own business. While I was walking, I suddenly thought about my teacher and I laughed a bit. Then, a few feet from me there is this black guy on a bicycle. Now, I firmly think that bicycles should NOT be on sidewalks, but that's beside the point. I saw him and I moved on the left side of the sidewalk, so that he could pass. But he didn't; instead, he stopped right in front of me with his stupid bicycle and wouldn't let me pass. I was a bit startled at first. I looked at him and, you know what? He was smiling. That stupid guy. So I tried to move to the right side of the sidewalk and he soon followed my movements. He was really getting on my nerves. It's probably a very bad thought, but I remember thinking, 'That's it. I'm going to get raped.' So I tricked him and managed to go past him. You'd think that was it, that he'd stop there.

Oh, no, there's more.

I was almost home, right in front of the building's door, when I stopped to get the keys from my bag. I suddenly turned my head to the back and he was there! He was a few meters away from me, but he was clearly stalking me! He didn't even try to hide behind something! He was just there, walking behind me! He stopped when I saw him. I quickly grabbed my keys and walked quickly to the door. Luckily there was this woman outside the door who needed to enter and she couldn't find her keys, so she entered with me. I swear, I felt safe again when I saw that woman. Meanwhile, the black guy had walked away a few more meters and he couldn't get any closer because I was with the other woman.

I swear, when I saw him behind me I got so scared. BEING STALKED IS NOT FUN. I hope I never see this guy again, because he got me really annoyed and scared.

On a less scary side, I saw a guy from my school which is in 4A doing laps in the park that belongs to the building of my apartment. At first I thought, 'Hey, this guy looks like him.' Then I got a better look of his face and thought, 'He looks a lot like him.' Then he run past me and waved his hand and smiled at me and there I realized, 'Hey, it's really him!' I waved and smiled, too. That was totally unexpected. It's so nice when people that you know greet you when they see you outside the school, even if you don't actually talk to them a lot. :D

Then one of my friends was a bit sick, so I had to bring her her greek&latin notebook. She's a border at my school and she was recovered in the school's infirmary, which looked a lot like a psychiatric department of a hospital or something. Definitely not nice. XD;

So yeah, that was pretty much my day. Now I'll try to get some sleep. But first I'm watching the man of my life one last time before going to bed. XD